"Gerard felt guilty because he liked his name [Party Poison] so much that he wanted to rename an old song they wrote, Death Before Disco, to Party Poison. He ended up calling Frank about it, asking him if it was okay, and Frank’s reaction was “Dude. I really don’t care.”"
How to break up with someone:
Give them a sock and tell them they are a free elf now
Ugh. Kids these days. With their taste in things that’s different than my taste in things was when I was their age due to the ever-evolving media landscape and constantly growing range of options and things that have nothing to do with their intelligence or anything going down hill. Get off my lawn.
Angelina Jolie presented with a honorary damehood by The Queen in recognition of her campaign to end sexual violence in war zones.
i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”